The Taming of The Shoe

Kane and RiP Were on their way to Brit from Yew when Kane saw a large hulking beast in the woods, no this was not RiPs old guild master Fentiger , it was a dragon and kane decided to have a go taming, no luck there he had to run:-

Kane then meets up with Myst and relates the tale, she offers to show him how to tame dragons, he takes up the offer.

Kane did not know he was to be bait for the beasts and although myst said she'd keep him alive, he died twice before they decide to lead a few of the creatures over to Garrets place, near the demon temple

On the way, Kane close to death with a large red dragon on his tail and no sign of Myst nearby, decides to go invisible, the dragon sets about Terry Fyde in the woods, Kane would have helped but was sure Terry could handle it, little did he know, oh well Kanes reply to Terry was "I hate it when that happens don't you?"

Playing with them, Playing With them! jeez I'm trying to stay alive here and I get told off!
Kane finally arrives at garrets with 4 friends 2 dragons and 2 drakes, err no one told him he was only supposed to get one.

Well it was inevitable wasn't it? Lord Garret lets his feelings on the matter be known.

Kane dashes off finds a wandering healer then manages to lure the drakes away from the tower

He then collects all mysts stuff from her body before the bones vanish, and resses Garret (err was Lord Garret)

Theres a dragon wandering the woods, Kane comes up with a cunning plan.

Mystic arrives, Kane hands over her stuff. muffins and an EMPTY fruit bowl??? not to mention the make-up kit what else could we expect?

Kane fetches the Dragon from the woods and taming begins again, only to be interrupted by a spawn of reds nearby.

Woodey Calls Kane on the shortwave ICQ and Kane offers to open a gate for him, Woodey arrives underneath a large untamed dragon and takes off west, the reds in hot persuit.

LMAO

Teresa the Red has a present for woodey

The dragon then pursues our intrepid woodcutter.

Finally Tamed woodey asks myst if he should kill the dragon??!!??

Proof that that red caught up with and concussed Woodey, he gets the prize for most odd statement of the night.